King Arthur was probably the coolest person ever.  So cool in fact that people actually make things depicting his awesomeness – tapestries for instance.  Arthur was and still is heralded as the leader of the good guys against the bad guys.  Sadly most people get so caught up in his glory that they overlook his little brother Prince Arter.

Arter’s name was actually Arthur as well and surprisingly he can be credited with most of King A’s success. Unfortunately for him, he and the King had very similar names and since he was little, weak, and frail people did not pay much attention to him and gave big K-A all the praise.

Arter was a lot like that drunk, homeless guy that sings all those strange inaudible songs in the street every Sunday, except he had teeth.  It didn’t help Arter’s case that he had a lispy-thing when he talked and reminded everyone of Leo DeCapricorn – the town stud who acted in all the cool plays and got a lot of sympathy due to his affliction with Growing Pains.  He was a hardcore Method actor as well and even went as far as getting Kicked in the Cameron.

But anyway back to Arter.  Actually, who cares about Arter, honestly?  If you want to be cool like the King (“Its good to be the king!”), and score with droves of ladies… then simply get some cool King Arthur tapestry wall art and show them just how Excalibur was extracted from the stone.